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Forget “socialist,” Obama is now a fascist (it must be true; I heard it on Fox News)

From nealo.com

From yesterday’s “The Caucus” in New York Times

“Rhetorically, Republicans are having a very hard time finding something that raises the consciousness of the average voter,” said Saul Anuzis, a former chairman of the Michigan Republican Party who recently lost a bid to became national party chairman. Workaday labels like “big spender” and “liberal” have lost their punch … So Mr. Anuzis has turned to provocation with a purpose. He calls the president’s domestic agenda “economic fascism.”

“We’ve so overused the word ‘socialism’ that it no longer has the negative connotation it had 20 years ago, or even 10 years ago,” Mr. Anuzis said. “Fascism — everybody still thinks that’s a bad thing.”


No dogs allowedFrom the Decent Press, Claremont, Ohio– “Barack Obama hates cat people,” claims Ohio State Representative (R) Lois Freemantle in a very un-Kanye West-like moment of reflection.  “This whole Portuguese dog thing – Bo or whatever his name is probably isn’t even Christian – it’s just anti-cat is what it is.”   Freemantle is currently looking to sign up fellow cat ladies (she calls them “feline phillies”) to serve in prominent Republican posts.  “This dog worship is pure fascism, plain and simple.”

AP – Glower, SC– “What we got here is a failure to ex-communicate,” says Republican Attorney General Fritz DeForrestation from nearby Korbin county.  “This Obama fella is takin’ over everything, raisin’ taxes on rich people, lowering taxes on poor black folks.  What kind of country are we livin’ in?  Pretty soon there’ll be places for drunks and prostitutes to get free medical treatment.  And, smokin’ pot would be legal!  Fascism is what it is.  But these colors don’t run.  So I’m organizin’ a walk to Washington.  We’re gonna call it the “Million Non-fascist” March.”  Y’all welcome to join me.”

From The Sentinel, Broderick, TX – “We pretty much done with Bush.  He can take his sissy ass to that McMansion in Houston,” says Carrie Station, local Republican party co-chair, who seemed particularly upset to lose a local celebrity.  “But that Obama, I seen a fascist coming from a mile away.  He won’t torture.  He thinks the war on tare is over.  He’s even talking to that Hugo Shabazz guy down in May-hee-co.  When I was young there was a way we dealt with fascists like him down here but I guess we don’t do that no more.  Shame.”

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